If you like what you see so far...
…submit your own silly graphic, video, or story. This is where it’s okay to make fun of ourselves, to laugh at our dating mistakes, to commiserate with one another over Dating Land. What do you want to talk about? Online dating? Meeting someone in a bar? Dry spells? HUGE mistakes made? Come on, people! Submit away!! Happy Hump Day!
Why I Wrote TRANSMISSIONS FROM DATING LAND
There was this fire in my literary belly that came out of nowhere one day. I was editing another book (which I’ve lately gone back to continue editing) and just knew I had to drop EVERYTHING and start writing a dating book. I may be the worst person to ask relationship advice from, but then again, I’ve been through a lot of the crap people go through in “Dating Land.”...
For dating stories from someone who doesn’t have a clue what they are doing… check out my love life blog! I bear it all, from the mishaps to the successes to the flat out mistakes. http://datingisntreallymything.tumblr.com/
Grab TRANSMISSIONS FROM DATING LAND
You know that friend who always finds the WORST men to date? Ever wish you could tell it to her straight? Pick up TRANSMISSIONS FROM DATING LAND and let me tell her. Or, you know, if you’re that girl, then pick it up for yourself! Find it on Amazon here & for non-eBook readers, you’ll be able to snag it in print soon!
And what’s romance? Usually, a nice little tale where you have everything...
That awkward moment...
… where the man you’ve known and only vaguely dated for about a week looks at you quite seriously and says, “I hope my four year old daughter that I never get to see grows up to be just like you.” (I was only 21 years old at the time.)
The Dating Tango
“The dating tango goes like this. You have to be brave enough to initiate things once in a while, but then you have to know when to back off. Take a step forward, a step back. If things are going well, your step back with coincide with his step forward, like a well-choreographed dance. I hesitate to equate this to military tactics for the guys, because it sounds too forceful to call it...
I always say now that I’m in my blonde years. Because since the end of my...
Full circle is not always good
A while back I had an old friend from HS and the crazy years after pop up. He and I and the “serious” girlfriend of the era had dinner. things quickly turned to old days story telling. Daniel decided he needed to tell a particularly salacious story involving 3 young ladies a state cop and an apple tree. I made the international gesture of DO-not-tell-this-story! The GF of the moment...
Here’s what I want: your stories from Dating Land. Be they good, bad, ugly, silly, or glamorous, I want these stories. Make them up if you’d like, or bare your soul. Submit away, darlings! And grab TRANSMISSIONS FROM DATING LAND, out now! SUBMIT!!! Submit, submit, submit!!